(Thank you Reuters for breaking this story – https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/trump-says-zelenskiy-not-putin-is-holding-up-ukraine-peace-deal-2026-01-15/)
There are two kinds of people in this world – workers, and whiners.
President Trump released a statement that, “While I am the Leader of the Free World, I refuse to work. It is far easier to surrender, cry, and blame a comedian from Ukraine. His genitals are simply superior to my lil bitch berries.
I promise to the American people, I will take no action, in any area of US National Defense, if someone in a foreign government tells me not to. Surrender is my Top Priority!”